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MCD Attempted Murder Shirt

Inspired by Meghan Ciana Doidge’s Dowser Series, set in the Adept Universe, this shirt is an ode to Kandy, our favorite werewolf and her ongoing quest to wear unique and witty tshirts!  This product is officially licensed by Meghan Ciana Doidge with the author’s net proceeds to be donated to the Covenant House.

We pre-wash our shirts so any shrinkage will occur before the design is adhered to the shirt. Care: we recommend washing all shirts inside out for better longevity of the shirt and design as well as to reduce fading.

SS Womens
Short Sleeve Womens Vneck, available in Black. They are made of 95% cotton and 5% spandex.

SS Mens
Short Sleeve Mens/Unisex Crewneck, available in Black. They are made of 100% cotton.

Price range: $18.99 through $19.99

Description

Dark humor takes flight in our MCD Attempted Murder shirt, a gothic shirt that merges Vampire Unicorns’ eerie aesthetic with the sharp wit of Meghan Ciana Doidge. Fans of MCD’s worlds know her writing often brims with clever turns of phrase, and this design nods to her playful use of language — where even something as sinister as a “murder” of crows can be twisted into humor.

The slogan “Attempted Murder” is screen printed with crisp precision, making it both eye-catching and slyly clever. For MCD readers, it echoes the author’s signature blend of the macabre and the whimsical — those little winks of wordplay and magic that make her Adept Universe so addictive. For Vampire Unicorns devotees, it’s a perfect balance of gothic style and cheeky rebellion, wearable proof that you don’t take life (or death) too seriously.

Crafted from soft, high-quality fabric, the MCD Attempted Murder shirt combines comfort with attitude. Wear it with ripped denim and boots for a bold look, layer it with lace for a darker romantic vibe, or keep it casual when you want your humor to speak for itself. More than just a gothic shirt, it’s a signature piece for fans who love when words carry double meaning — part shadow, part satire.

In the realm of alternative apparel, this shirt stands out as witty, daring, and unmistakably MCD. It’s perfect for long-time readers of Meghan Ciana Doidge, collectors of her signature pieces, or anyone with a soft spot for dark birds and darker jokes. Wherever you wear it, the MCD Attempted Murder shirt is bound to spark conversation — and maybe a knowing grin from fellow fans.

Summon the MCD Attempted Murder shirt into your collection today and wear your love of wordplay, wit, and gothic edge proudly.

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